The Profit - Week 10
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Posted 11/11 by Michael Brown, Exclusive to Footballguys.com
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And I thought I was just starting to come around
As of last week, I stood a shade above .500 overall, doing fairly well on my
best bets too. Then Sunday came.
It went something like this: "Ouch, damn, damn, ouch, poop, damn, ouch,
ouch, wait maybe I can jus---nope, ouch."
Needless to say, it hasn't been a banner couple of weeks. Then I check my e-mail
Tuesday morning to see an e-mail entitled "a couple solutions to your suckiness".
Here's the message:
1. Your best bets do better than your other bets. You should just make
all your bets 'best bets'.
2. Use Dodd's Game Predictor
Hope this helps
Eric
Now, now, Eric. It isn't a competition between me and the inanimate Game Predictor
model. Just because mathematical equations (or whatever the heck he uses) are
currently kicking my butt, that's no cause for alarm. And to be perfectly honest,
even my best bets have stunk lately so I take offense to that first statement.
It's a team-wide slump. Perhaps my brain is deteriorating. There's a perfectly
good explanation for it, you know. It's those commercials during the games.
That's right, I'll use that as my excuse for the problems I'm having. I know,
I know - commercials have always been bad and it's the old cliché to
talk about how bad they are, but these aren't just bad - they're life-alteringly
bad. (A little red line just popped up under the word 'alteringly', so something
tells me that's not a real word. No matter, it will be included.) Several ads
have actually caused the blood vessels in my face to spontaneously rupture and
my head to bleed from the ears. The worst part of the actual commercials are
the people in real life who sit there laughing at these things. Come to think
of it, that might make a good lead-in to a future article. In fact, perhaps
I can milk this thing for two weeks and use this commercial thing as a basis
for a future opening to my picks. Hmmm.
On to the picks
Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/odds.html
ATLANTA (-3.5) vs. TAMPA BAY
Remember when Tampa had like, the BEST defense in the history of the world?
In 2002, when they were busy winning the Super Bowl, Michael Vick was making
a name for himself by lighting up every team in the league on his own personal
weekly highlight reel. But one team he never could solve was Tampa. They rattled
him, they battered him, they knocked him out of the game. He just couldn't do
a thing against them. Fast-forward almost two years. Tampa's defense isn't what
it was then, but the same could be said about Vick. He's offered a few glimpses
here and there this season that he's going to bust loose, but has come crashing
back down just as soon. Tampa is on a serious roll right now, improbably being
led by Brian Griese of all people. You'll remember him as the guy who had one
of the best seasons a quarterback can have back in 2000 with Denver. I've said
it before, and I'll say it again. You get a fairly intelligent QB with decent
enough skills - t he Gruden offense will turn him into a Pro Bowler. That's
not to say Griese is headed down that path, but he's playing remarkably well
right now considering where his reputation was just a few weeks ago. Couple
Griese's play with the resurgent Michael Pittman and a defense that is beginning
to come together much better, and you have the makings of a race in the could-be-tight-after-this-week
NFC South. PICK: Bucs
GREEN BAY (-4) vs. MINNESOTA
As if you needed me to tell you, the Vikings are reeling. Two losses in a row
don't always mean disaster, but in this case, the Packers sudden resurgence
has coincided quite nicely with the Vikings' skid. That has put Green Bay in
a prime position to seize control of this division. The Vikings defense didn't
appear able to stop much of anything last week against Indy, and I wouldn't
expect that to change all that much this week against the Pack. Then you've
got the Green Bay defense, which has played MUCH better since the return of
Grady Jackson, and you've got the makings of a game that should be heavily in
Green Bay's favor. If this game were in Minnesota, I'd be leery of considering
Green Bay to hang in it because of their complete lack of success there in recent
years. Likewise, if Randy Moss were playing, it'd be tough to count them out.
But as things stand, the Pack is well-rested while Minnesota is stumbling. PICK:
Packers
INDIANAPOLIS (-9.5) vs. HOUSTON
Ok, so the Colts have ruined my "always take the Colts" strategy in
recent weeks. That's no reason to shy away from them now, is it? Well, I'm going
to take Indy but I'm very leery of this one. Houston's offense is one of the
few in the league that I think can get into a shootout with the Colts and actually
hang in the game. I don't know that they have enough to win it, but they can
keep it close. The key to this one will be jumping on top early and getting
a couple of turnovers. One would think that the Texans may be exactly what the
Colts need. A perfect foil for themselves, as Houston also features an up-tempo,
above-average offense and a defense that leaves a lot to be desired. Perhaps
if the offense can get it going early enough, they can open up a big enough
lead to where the defense's performance will be a non-factor. But I'm warning
you - this game could go that exact same way in the opposite direction. PICK:
Colts
KANSAS CITY (-3) at NEW ORLEANS
What the heck do we make of this game? Will Priest play? Won't he? Will Blaylock
even play? Even if both are healthy, does it matter that there's a line? When
two of the most unpredictable teams in NFL history hook up, is there any sort
of method to possibly use to determine the outcome? You might as well ask what
God's shoe size is because nobody has a frickin' clue. When in doubt, go with
the team that doesn't resemble quitters every time they step on the field. Oh,
and the one that isn't coached by Jim Haslett. PICK: Chiefs
NEW ENGLAND (-7.5) vs. BUFFALO
The Bills have played very well lately. The emergence of Willis McGahee as a
primo running back is, to me at least, a shocking development. Not that he's
emerged as a top back mind you, but the fact that it happened this year and
not 2005 is what's so surprising. It has added a very necessary element to the
Buffalo offense and has turned their season around. They beat a good Jets team
last week and are playing about as well defensively as anyone in football. Now,
with all that said
These are still the Patriots. One loss to the Steelers doesn't change that.
They are still at worst the third-best team in the league, and despite the result
against Pittsburgh, it can still be argued that they are the best team in football.
After all, both teams have but one loss but only one of them is the defending
champs. Don't underestimate this bunch, and don't forget about how Drew Bledsoe
has looked against them. Close your eyes. Focus. Imagine Drew dropping back
to pass. His arm goes back. Patriots are swarming him as well as his receivers.
It's not difficult to imagine what happens next. PICK: Patriots
NEW YORK GIANTS (-2.5) at ARIZONA
Living in northern New Jersey, the vast majority of my friends are Giants fans.
Most commonly-heard quote this week? No, nothing about Eli Manning. Rather,
this one: "I don't know what they are."
This has been the story of the Giants for years now. World-beaters one week,
also-rans the next. And not in the typical 'NFL life' way either. What I mean
is, most teams have the ability to look great and then fall flat. But no one
does it quite like New York. You have to either live around here or watch them
regularly to know what I mean. They just have this uncanny knack for getting
their fans' hopes up as much as possible (win at Green Bay and Minnesota) before
ultimately squashing them (lose at home to Detroit and Chicago). Thus, no one
knows what to make of them right now. Sure, they COULD come out and knock around
the Cardinals as they probably should. But no one would be shocked if they went
out and lost to Arizona, only to beat Atlanta and Philly the next two games
- thus continuing the vicious cycle. PICK: Cardinals
SAN FRANCISCO (-1) vs. CAROLINA
They both stink. Carolina stinks less. PICK: Panthers
SAINT LOUIS (Pk) vs. SEATTLE
Rams at home + Seattle on the road SHOULD = Rams blowout victory. But for good
reason, everyone still gets scared by this Rams team. It's so unpredictable,
they're almost like, well - Seattle! This is a battle of two very similar teams
in that they have offenses that can almost score at will when they get going,
defenses that were supposed to be much better than they are, and head coaches
whose reputations were built mostly on what they did five years ago. Though
Holmgren's mustache puts him over the top. Anyway, I learned long ago you don't
tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, and you don't bet against
the Rams at home when Seattle comes to town. PICK: Rams
TENNESSEE (Off) vs. CHICAGO
With no points to pick, I'll pick a score for the game and see if my final would
have covered the spread. The absence of a line is due to the uncertain status
of Thomas Jones, I presume. Ok, ok, little fantasy football joke. It's because
of Steve McNair. That would certainly change things MAYBE. Thing is, it's looking
increasingly unlikely that McNair will suit up for this one. I've heard that
it's difficult to play NFL quarterback when you can't really breathe. Personally,
it sounds a little wussy to me but hey, what can I say? The guy's a baby and
always has been. Oh, and the earth is flat and the moon is made of cheese and
Beyonce is ugly and fat.
Listen, if this injury (that has now kept McNair from nearly a quarter of his
season) is still lingering even after the bye week, I'd be leery of EVER taking
the Titans the rest of the year. We're talking about a guy who once played a
week after being electrocuted by a lightning bolt atop a mountaintop that he
not only climbed but actually built himself, then survived the fall only to
break every bone in his body twice, then contracted an infection from having
to ingest tiger manure that was his only source of food as he lay on the ground
waiting for help that never came. So he got up and limped slightly to the nearest
hospital, which was 450 miles away only to find out they were too busy so he
had to perform the surgeries himself. And then he came out and had 240 yards
passing with two touchdowns (1 rushing). So if THIS injury is keeping him down,
I assure you he's hurt pretty badly. The Titans rely on him as much or more
than any team in the league relies upon anyone. Billy Volek, my apologies but
you're not even close. If Volek is under center this week, as I presume he will
be, thanks but I'll go another direction. PICK: Give the Bears 7 and you'll
feel comfortable taking them.
WASHINGTON (-3) vs. CINCINNATI
I'm secure enough to admit that I have no feeling one way or the other on this
game. On the one hand, my long-winded reasons for betting for or against the
Bengals last week are well-documented, and I said to take them if Peter Warrick
plays. Otherwise, leave them alone. So what happened? Warrick was placed on
IR and they beat the snot out of my preseason NFC East division winner. So what
did I learn from this? That there must still be a Peter Warrick connection that
I just didn't find yet. It might be that you only take the Bengals against the
lesser teams of the league - Dallas, Miami, etc. Perhaps here's the correlation.
One of Chad Johnson's biggest games of the year came against the Broncos. Seems
strange, right? After all, they've got shutdown cornerback Champ Bailey to cover
Johnson. And therein lies the problem. David Dodds mentioned in his "From
the gut" piece before the year began just how good Chad Johnson was. His
talent is nearly unparalleled, despite the results we've seen thus far. The
problem is that since Denver has this so-called shutdown cornerback in Bailey,
they didn't double-team Johnson. That was one of the ONLY times he wasn't at
least doubled all season long. And look at what he did. He went absolutely nuts
on them, proving that one guy cannot hang with him. The Broncos were victims
or their own ability. Even Champ Bailey isn't good enough to hang with Johnson
one-on-one. Now, enter Washington. They've got Fred Smoot, among others. Will
they try to lock up with Johnson one-on-one, or will they give help? If help
is there all game long, it'll be tough for the Bengals to do anything. But if
the Skins try to get away with just one guy on Johnson, watch the fireworks
ensue. I would imagine they'd give help. That, coupled with the Redskins' overall
defensive dominance (and the rumor that Joe Gibbs's dream stat line for Mark
Brunell is: 3-5, 35 yards, 0 Int), leads me to believe that a good defensive
effort coupled with Clinton Portis spells doom for Cincy. PICK: Redskins (who
still stink, but can still win games here and there.)
BEST BETS
BALTIMORE (-1.5) vs. NEW YORK JETS
No Chad Pennington. Hmmm. Quincy Carter versus Kyle Boller ay? Not much to go
on there. Curtis Martin versus Jamal Lewis. Well, while Lewis is more spectacular,
there is no denying the efficiency with which Martin has played this year. So
let's call that a slight advantage in Baltimore's favor. Now we come to the
defenses. Oh boy. This is where the table turns in the Ravens' favor. No one
would be shocked to see the Jets pick off Kyle Boller a few times, maybe create
a Jamal Lewis fumble. Normal stuff. But I think everyone HAS to expect Quincy
Carter to turn the ball over. The Jets can play it as conservatively as they
want this week, but the Ravens WILL find a way to get to Carter and WILL create
some turnovers. Notice I said some. Not one, or two - but some. In a game likely
to be determined by clock management and field position, that will loom large.
PICK: Ravens
JACKSONVILLE (-3) vs. DETROIT
I've mentioned it several times in other articles that I don't think Jacksonville
will miss much (if anything) with David Garrard manning the ship. Numerous teams
have called to inquire about his services in recent years, and he's not the
kind of guy about which we hear the usual coachspeak about. This kid's got some
tools, and knows how to utilize them. He's going to make a good NFL quarterback
someday, but for now we'll have to be content with watching him carve up the
Lions. I've been burned by Jacksonville as a lock of the week once already this
year, but I can't find a good reason to not do so again going up against a Lions
team that absolutely MUST lose one of these road games! PICK: Jaguars
PHILADELPHIA (-6.5) at DALLAS
Call me crazy (and I'm sure you will) but I think Dallas can stick around in
this one. One of the Eagles' biggest issues this season has been stopping the
run. That isn't exactly a strong point of the Cowboys, but it could come into
play this week. Reason being, if the Cowboys can get even a remote semblance
of a running game going, they can hang in there.
(Ok, are they gone? Ok good, I was just trying to get rid of those fools who
will bet up Dallas. I mean really, go back and re-read my first paragraph here.
How ridiculous does that sound?!? Six and a half points! What, is the entire
nation on crack? Take the Eagles dammit! Take them now! Lay the points and don't
look back. PICK: Eagles
Shhhh!)
PITTSBURGH (-3.5) at CLEVELAND
I grant you, the Steelers come in with a banged-up backfield. Duce Staley and
starting FB Dan Kreider are both injured and unlikely to play. But you know
what's worse than having a banged-up backfield? Having a banged-up coach. How
Butch Davis manages to hold down his job is an amazing thing to me. Yes I know,
the Browns have been absolutely slaughtered by injuries this season. But injuries
are not an excuse. Injuries happen. They are part of a team. You know they'll
come. So when you don't have a plan in place for when they DO come, that makes
you unprepared. The Steelers, on the other hand, have a team in place that can
withstand serious injuries (Kendrell Bell? Casey Hampton? Duce Staley?). That's
the sign of GOOD coaching. This game could be played in Cleveland, Pittsburgh,
Alcatraz Island, I don't care. The Steelers are an NFL elite and the Browns
aren't very good. That will be plainly evident on Sunday. PICK: Steelers
LOCK OF THE WEEK: Philadelphia Eagles
By the numbers
- Last week
Overall: 5-9
Best bets: 1-3
Lock of the week: 0-1
- Year to date
Overall: 54-57-2 (48.6%)
Best bets: 17-15 (53.1%)
Lock of the week: 3-4 (42.9%)
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