The Profit - Week 9
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Posted 11/4 by Michael Brown, Exclusive to Footballguys.com
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The cheeseburgers were MUCH better.
Last week, one of my (numerous) complaints was the quality of cheeseburgers
I got from my favorite diner. It served as a capper to a crapper of a week.
(Get it? Capper? Crapper? It's a hom
on
ym, ok nevermind.) Anyway,
this week saw a turnaround of monumental proportions. First, as I said, the
burgers were excellent. Top-notch. Second, an 8-6 week restored some semblance
of sanity to my picking. Of course, that was somewhat offset by the 1-3 Best
Bet record as well as my Lock of the Week failing again.
[On a side note, Lock Of the Week will, from here on out, be named "Even
though I was 13-4 on my lock of the week last season, and 12-5 the year before,
for some reason this year I stink and can do nothing right so this is going
to be completely wrong pick of the week". I know - it's not catchy. But
we strive for accuracy here.]
On to the picks
Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/odds.html
CAROLINA (-7) vs. OAKLAND
I'd like to call this the "Hilton sisters battle". That's right, the
Panthers and Raiders serve as the perfect representations of everyone's favorite
flakes.
Two participants who everyone was gaga for at one time recently, but the more
we see of them, the more we realize how incredibly overrated they are. No substance
at all, nothing about them that really is all that great. And now their time
is, hopefully, passed.
Ok, so I'm moreso wishing that of the sisters. After all, what would the NFL
be for me, a Chargers fan, if I didn't have the Raiders to hate? This Raider
team may be, incredibly, a bigger embarrassment than last year's version. Panthers
struggles or not, there is not one area of the Raiders that is even remotely
close to being as effective as anyone on the Panthers. Wait, except kicker.
But then again, there's at least an 85% chance that Sebastian Janikowski will
either be arrested, get high, be arrested while getting high, or deported between
now and Sunday. PICK: Panthers
DALLAS (-1) at CINCINNATI
Oh, to be able to hedge a bet. For the foreseeable future, I'd advise everyone
to find out about the status of Peter Warrick prior to betting on any Bengal
games. It's that simple. Some have told me I'm making too big a deal of Warrick's
presence. I scoff at that notion. This guy makes the offense work. He isn't
the QB or the #1 receivers, but his presence and what he does for the team directly
impacts each and every other guy on the offense. I'll explain:
His impact in the passing game is obviously huge. Not only in his own catches,
but in the attention he deflects off of Chad Johnson. Think that isn't huge?
Take a look at some game tape of Johnson's best games this year and last. Then
take a look at some of his worst games. You'll see a correlation. Trust me.
When the passing game is working, teams can't stack the line to stop Rudi Johnson.
And, with fewer people around the line, that means less pressure on the young
QB, Carson Palmer.
Since the defense leaves a lot to be desired, it's the offense that makes this
team go. They live and die with what their offensive unit can produce. Warrick's
in, the offense works and the team competes. Warrick's out (or slowed), the
offense is a mess and they have no shot. Simple formula, really.
Now comes news that Warrick has a 'slight' leg fracture. Well, call me crazy
but I wouldn't call any leg fracture 'slight'. This team needs him healthy,
and fast. PICK: Cowboys
DENVER (-6) vs. HOUSTON
I've got this nasty little habit of not giving Houston enough credit and Denver
too much, it seems. I've had the Broncos in the top 10 of my Power Rankings
basically all year, and Houston just cracked the top half recently, despite
playing just as well. So now that I've set you up for the "Houston will
cover this week" statement, I'll of course continue to overrate Denver
and underrate Houston. Hey, it's my way. I'm stubborn. PICK: Broncos
MIAMI (-3) vs. ARIZONA
This may sound strange, but I actually cannot wait for this game. I'm going
to make some popcorn, sit myself in front of the T.V., and proceed to choke
myself to death with the unpopped kernels. David Oleyar (Footballguys game analyst
for this game Sunday), my heart goes out to you brother. Still, since I MUST
make a pick, I have to go with Arizona. I mean, I was at the Jets/Dolphins game
on Monday night. And let me tell you, I've never witnessed a more pathetic performance
from a sports team in my life. And now Junior Seau is done for the year, so
yeah um, uh
that won't help any. PICK: Cardinals
NEW ENGLAND (-2.5) at ST. LOUIS
This might be the most difficult game to call this week. A lot is obviously
due to the very unpredictable nature of the Rams, but one also has to consider
how much the Ty Law injury hurts the Patriots' secondary. They've already had
to deal with numerous injuries on the offensive side of the ball, and it's never
a good sign to see your top cover guy go down just before a trip to the Dome.
Call me crazy (and many have), but I'm going to go with the gigantically risky
Rams this week. I just have a feeling that the Patriots, as deep as they are,
are finally seeing some of the effects of injuries catching up to them. It's
not so much the backups who are replacing starters; it's moreso the guys replacing
the backups. Bill Belichik likes to make use of his entire roster, and some
of the players currently being worked into rotations just aren't getting it
done. Case in point: I know he likes to throw, but 5 rushing attempts against
the Steelers last week? Bad sign. PICK: Rams
NEW YORK GIANTS (-9) vs. CHICAGO
Nine points is a little much for a team like the Giants. Look at how they went
out and laid an egg against the Lions two weeks ago. They just can't be relied
upon to blow teams out, last week notwithstanding. Their record is more indicative
of an overall team effort of goodness, but there isn't much explosiveness outside
of Tiki Barber. The deep passing game has come around in recent weeks, and the
defense has obviously played outstanding football. But I just wouldn't feel
right laying nine points with this team, that's all. They haven't statistically
dominated in most of their games, and aren't thought of as a team that explodes
for scores at will. The Bears will be able to keep it to less than 10, though
still likely fall short. PICK: Bears
NEW YORK JETS (-3) at BUFFALO
The Jets offense finally woke up from their season-long slumber last week, just
in time to embarrass the Dolphins. Of course, one has to keep in mind that it
WAS the Dolphins, after all. Still, the Miami defense wasn't supposed to be
such a weak link that it could give up tons of offense to New York, so some
credit at least must go the Jets way.
Buffalo, likewise, deserves credit for their win last week, even if it was
against what turned out to be a terribly inferior opponent. The addition of
Willis McGahee to the lineup has turned out to be a shockingly effective move,
and could mean the beginning of a turnaround is in order.
New York has managed to just find a way to win all season. When the Bills visited
several weeks ago, it took a last-minute drive by Chad Pennington and co. to
pull out the victory. It was then that most people saw the Bills for what they
were: a team that wasn't as bad as its record indicated, but without that sparkplug
that could lead them to wins late. And, in today's NFL, most games are won and
lost late in the contest. But in McGahee, the Bills may have found that spark.
He proved last week that he's ready to handle the full workload, and is a component
that Buffalo lacked in their last meeting with New York. Could it be the difference
the Bills need? Well, that and being home certainly can't hurt. PICK: Bills
PHILADELPHIA (-1) at PITTSBURGH
I'm tempted to go with Pittsburgh, if only for the lack of 'dogs I'm going with
this week. I hate looking up and seeing I'm taking a bunch of favorites; it's
just disconcerting. But I can't go against the undefeated Eagles, even in Steel
Town. The Steelers don't match up quite as well with Philly as they did with
New England, though it should be noted that two of the Steelers' biggest strengths
(running the ball, stopping the run) are two of Philadelphia's biggest weaknesses.
That could lead to a decisive victory in Pittsburgh's favor. But I can't discount
McNabb-to-Owens, nor can I discount the Eagles' blitz schemes. I know, I know,
Roethlisberger can handle that better than any young QB in a long time, blah,
blah, blah. I don't doubt that. He looks incredibly poised, and supremely talented.
But even Tom Brady had a 4-interception game in his first Super Bowl season.
The most poised quarterbacks in the league even look bad sometimes. If anyone
is going to do that to Big Ben, it'll be the Eagles, and it'll happen this weekend
notice
I said "if". How's that for covering all of my bases? PICK: Eagles
SAN DIEGO (-6) vs. NEW ORLEANS
Let's see what the Chargers have got. In past years, this was precisely the
type of team they'd lose to. They'd be in it until the very bitter end, when
the opposing team's linebacker, a former Charger, would cause a fumble, and
recover it. And then the opposing kicker, who also used to play in San Diego,
would win it on a last-second field goal.
Ok, so that never actually happened specifically like that. But it wouldn't
have shocked anyone to see it happen. As it is, the Chargers have been on an
absolute roll while the Saints have been, well, the Saints. One week they can
challenge the '72 Dolphins, the next they're worse than the current edition
of Miami. (How sad is that, Dolphin fans, that your team can now be used in
conjunction with the very best as well as by far the current worst? Just asking.)
This week will be very telling to see how far the Chargers have come. The Saints
are in trouble, but can never be counted out. The rule with the Saints, as I
told you a few weeks back, is to go against whatever your gut tells you. Call
it the Costanza principle. Whatever your first reaction is with them, do the
complete opposite. It would appear that going up against a playoff contender,
with a somewhat hobbled Deuce McAllister would spell doom. So go with them.
While they may still lose the game, take them with the 6. PICK: Saints
SEATTLE (-7) at SAN FRANCISCO
Far be it from me to give the 49ers any credit, but this week the Seahawks have
problems of their own. They've suffered a nasty rash of injuries during the
season's first half, and this week it was the wide receivers' turn. Even with
a HEALTHY bunch, though, Seattle was less-than-impressive. They've managed to
turn around their road woes of a year ago for the most part, but this week would
scare me. They haven't played phenomenally well, they are still going on the
road, San Francisco is a team that just hit rock bottom (nowhere to go but up),
and Tim Rattay will be back. Strangely enough, he's a huge upgrade and they
sorely need him in there to compete. It's just a different team when he's under
center, though I hope I'm not giving him TOO much credit. The Niners will hang
tough, even if they lose, and keep this at less than a touchdown differential.
PICK: 49ers
BEST BETS
BALTIMORE (-6) vs. CLEVELAND
So, Jamal Lewis has had four weeks since his last game so he's plenty rested.
He was embarrassed in Week 1 by this very Browns team and held to very little
production. His team needs a win in a big way to maintain a legitimate shot
at getting into the playoffs. Oh, and he's really REALLY good, too. Cleveland
bores me. PICK: Ravens
DETROIT (-3.5) vs. WASHINGTON
You know the feeling when you've got a secret but you've already sworn to tell
no one? I mean, of course there are some people who don't adhere to such things,
but I do. And if I have a secret that isn't supposed to get out, then it won't
get out. Well, this is the complete opposite of having a secret. I have knowledge
of something that I want to share with the world, yet no one wants to hear it.
Ready? Here goes
THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS STINK!!!
I've had this knowledge for quite some time now. Basically, ever since Week
3. I've tried telling anyone who'll listen, but somehow the lines on their games
remain small. Last week, they were 2-point 'dogs to the Packers. Now, they're
just 3.5 to the Lions. Don't get me wrong - I'm not mistaking the Lions for
the Patriots anytime soon, but they are much better than 3.5 point favorites
at home against
THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS, WHO STINK!!!
PICK: Lions
INDIANAPOLIS (-6) vs. MINNESOTA
There is no reason why the Colts shouldn't cover this. They're at home, they're
coming off an embarrassing defensive performance, the Vikings strong point (offense)
is just not the same without Randy Moss, etc, etc. By the way, Vikings. There's
this thing called learning from your mistakes. What the heck happened last week?!?
Anyway, all kidding aside, the Viking offense is still good without Moss, but
not great. The Colts offense, meanwhile, is more of a complete "machine"
than is the Vikings. The efficiency and explosiveness that is combined in one
team is unmatched by any in the NFL. Why am I focusing so much on the offenses
of each team? Well, did you WATCH any football this year? PICK: Colts
KANSAS CITY (-3) at TAMPA BAY
Bad as the Chiefs defense is, it's been better in recent weeks. Though they
gave up 35 to the Colts, EVERYONE gives up 35 to the Colts. This game will basically
come down to whether the Chiefs can score early. If they can get up even 10-3,
I see very little chance for the Bucs to stay in it. Sure, they can score some
points
but they'll be hard-pressed to match up with the Chiefs over a long
period of time. PICK: Chiefs
Even though I was 13-4 on my lock of the week last season, and 12-5 the year
before, for some reason this year I stink and can do nothing right so this is
going to be completely wrong pick of the week: Kansas City Chiefs
By the numbers
- Last week
Overall: 8-6
Best bets: 1-3
Lock of the week: 0-1
- Year to date
Overall: 49-48-2 (50.5%)
Best bets: 16-12 (57.1%)
Lock of the week: 3-4 (42.9%)
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