The Prophet - Week 2
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Posted 9/16 by Michael Brown, Exclusive to Footballguys.com
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Before I begin, I just want to tell you that it's tough coming up with a title.
Seriously. I've been writing papers in school and such for quite some time now.
You know the drill. Sit in front of the computer for a half hour, wishing you
could come up with a title so you could finally feel like you're accomplishing
something, only to come up with a title that's about as exciting as Eddie George
running sprints (ooooh, low blow). So anyway, let me apologize in advance for
not grabbing the reader to this page with a clever title. Any suggestions should
be sent to [email protected]. I can't wait
to see some of the suggestions if I have a bad week. Perhaps I'll learn some
new curse words for my next social gathering.
OK, so here's what we're going to do with this one. I'll pick all the games
on the slate, unlike the so-called 'experts' who stick to 4 per week. I do this
just because I know everyone out there is dying to trust their hard-earned cash
to someone they don't know whatsoever and you NEED this sort of in-depth analysis
(really just a gut feeling usually) from someone like me. Now, besides picking
all the games, I'm going to give my four "Best Bets". These are the
games I have a good feeling about, and you should bet with confidence on them.
When I say bet, I of course mean in the Saved By the Bell kind of way. You know,
bet on your best friend's bomber jacket, or bet for who gets to ask Kelly Kapowski
to the prom. Don't use actual dollars, too risky. Along with the best bets,
I will include one game each week as the "Lock of the week". This
is the no-doubt about it, slam-dunk game that you should feel free to call me
on if I'm hideously wrong.
Good luck to all you friendly wagerers out there. Of course, about half of
you will be betting on games that the other half needs to win, and vice versa.
So, odds are (get it, odds) that at least half of you will have bad luck. Either
way, if you use these picks for making your determinations in any way, I disavow
any responsibility. Of course, should you use these picks and come out on top
then I expect 10% or else I start breakin' kneecaps.
Without further ado, I give you my initial set.
Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/odds.html
ATLANTA (-2.5) vs. ST. LOUIS
Let's see
Atlanta allowed the supposedly awful 49ers passing attack to
do more than its fair share in Week 1, and barely edged them for the win. The
Rams, whose main concern coming into the season was the play of the offensive
line, certainly seemed to hold up well last week. What's that, you say? Arizona
is atrocious? Well, yes. That's true. But last I checked, no one was confusing
Atlanta with the Fearsome Foursome, either. The Atlanta DBs will have a tough
time hanging with Holt and co. Isn't one of the big advantages for the Rams
the fact that they play exceptionally well in domes? Yes I know, there is the
Vick factor. He can single-handedly win any game by himself, which threatens
to ruin every bet against him from now until the end of his career, but when
a spread is as close as this you bet based on who will win. I just don't see
the Falcons winning this game. PICK: Rams
BALTIMORE (-4) vs. PITTSBURGH
Last season, Jamal Lewis opened up with a dud against the Steelers before torching
the Browns. This season, Jamal opened up with a dud against the Browns before
you
see where I'm going here? It's tough to hold a great back down. Some are concerned
with Lewis because he got stuffed by a defense that he lit up last year. But
go back and check the stats. Outside of Lewis' two games, the Browns rushing
defense actually had a pretty good year. You can't arbitrarily toss those games
out, but the fact of the matter that the loss of Jonathan Ogden in this one
was probably the difference between a good game for Lewis and the offense as
opposed to a struggle. The return of Ogden will do wonders for this team. It
was said that Kyle Boller and the passing game didn't do enough to open up holes
for Lewis, but I tend to think it was the other way around. No Ogden=no holes.
No holes=no Lewis yardage. No Lewis yardage, well you get the point. Lewis is
a great back, but if you can get to him before he hits the second level, it
makes your job that much easier. Factor in that Pittsburgh had a lot of trouble
on several occasions with the Raiders passing game (and is coming off an awful
2003 season defending the pass), and I could see Lewis doing a lot in this one.
When Lewis does a lot, good things tend to happen. PICK: Ravens
CINCINNATI (-4.5) vs. MIAMI
All right now, all you Dolfans. There are plenty of support groups that offer
counseling. I know it isn't easy being underdogs against the Bengals. It feels
like the world has been turned upside down, and nothing makes sense anymore.
In fact, after one week, it almost seems crazy to pick the Dolphins over Cincy.
Well, call me crazy then. The Miami defense is still quite good, and some would
say it is amongst the best in the league. They held Steve McNair and the Titans
in check last week for the most part, save for a big Chris Brown run. Sure,
the Miami offense struggled against the Titans defense but now they get a much
easier matchup in Cincy, who was just torched by the Jets to the tune of 443
yards from scrimmage.
As for other matchups, it can be argued that the Bengals offense is in the
same area code as Tennessee's, but I don't think anyone would put it ahead.
Thus, the Dolphins have an easier matchup defensively than they had last week
as well. Palmer won't be able to play pitch-and-catch this week as he did last
week, because the Phins are much better than the Jets in that regard. What I'm
saying is, the Dolphins played close against a supposedly infinitely superior
team in Tennessee last week, and now they get a lighter opponent. What's more,
Jay Fiedler will be watching this one from the comfort of the sideline. It's
not quite as dramatic as last year's QB battle for the Rams, but does this not
remind everyone of the Warner/Bulger situation last year. Obviously, Fiedler
never came close to anything Warner did but it almost seemed like they put him
out there waiting for him to fail so that they could go with the other guy.
A.J. Feely is not the second coming of Dan Marino, and may not even be comparable
to Marc Bulger, but hasn't everyone been wondering what he could do for a full
game? He'll show what he can do in this one, and the Cincinnati DBs will have
their hands full. PICK: Dolphins
DALLAS (-4) vs. CLEVELAND
VIN-NY!
VIN-NY!
No, I'm not chanting in honor of Testaverde. I'm trying to call his name to
get his attention, but he can't hear me because his hearing aid fell out. Get
it? Because he's so OLD! Well guess what. That doesn't matter. He threw the
ball 50 times last week for well over 300 yards, so you know what that tells
me? He's not too old to play football. Of course, I'm sure Bill Parcells hopes
to never have him throw it even 35 times again the remainder of the year, but
at least we know he can. The Browns, meanwhile, stifled Jamal Lewis. Strangled
him might be a better term, actually. They played about as well as one can expect
them to play. In fact, if you ask me, they probably played their best game of
the year right there. Dallas was going up against a potential Super Bowl contender
in Minnesota. Cleveland was out for blood and revenge against the man who embarrassed
them last year. Now that neither team is at such a huge disadvantage/advantage,
I fully expect the better team to come out and win. The Browns, clearly, are
NOT the Vikings. Dallas will have no such issues holding this offense in check.
And I think they'll be able to muster enough offensively to get by more than
4. PICK: Cowboys
DENVER (-3) at JACKSONVILLE
Finally, a home 'dog'. Denver showed a lot of people something last week by
manhandling the Chiefs in nearly all aspects of the game. Except for the part
about not letting Priest Holmes score three times. They were a little rough
on that one. But the Denver gameplan worked to near-perfection, save for a few
ill-fated pass attempts by "Lefty" Plummer. I had a Garo Yepremian
line all set to run here but Bryant went and stole my thunder in Random Shots.
Anyway, as for the rest of the Broncos, what can be said about Quentin Griffin?
Most commonly overheard discussion this week:
"Boy, is that Griffin kid good!"
"Yeah, I know. He's great. And he's so small!"
"Yeah, the defense can't even see him! He's so small and good!"
"Yup. He's gonna be really good I think. And he's definitely small."
(C'mon people
you ALL had this conversation, admit it. The thing is, he's
not really all that small when you think about it. Sure, he's short - but not
small. Tell me, who is bigger - the guy who goes 5'7" at 195 or the guy
who is 6'2" at 180? Since Griffin is short, people call him small and not
durable. But I think just the opposite. If you're packing 195 pounds into a
5'7" frame then you're pretty f'in huge!)
Anyway, I like the Jacksonville defense, but not enough to keep this Denver
team in check. Why? Mostly because I think the offense of the Jags will do nothing
against Denver's defense. We saw what Denver (ok, Champ Bailey) did to the Kansas
City passing game. Now imagine what they can do to Byron Leftwich. I anticipate
Denver's offense being on the field for much of this game, and Jacksonville
to struggle to remain in it. PICK: Broncos
DETROIT (-3) vs. HOUSTON
All aboard! Welcome to the Detroit Lions' bandwagon. Oh no, someone fell off!
Hurry, help them up. Oh no, it's Charles Rogers. He fell off the bandwagon and
broke his collarbone. Damn. You know what? Screw it, stop this bandwagon. I'm
getting off. Ok, so maybe it wasn't a bandwagon, per se. But the pieces were
in place for the Lions to at least be exciting and competitive this season.
And they still squeaked out a win over the lowly Bears. (By the way, we need
to proposition the NFL to officially change their team name from 'Chicago Bears'
to 'Lowly Bears'). But they played that game not knowing their best offensive
player was done for the year. With that hanging over them, and the fact that
they are the Lions, you almost expect them to go out and lay an egg. The Texans
didn't look all that great in getting dropped by San Diego, and yes I know the
foolishness in picking the Texans on the road, but I couldn't be any more down
on the Lions right now. PICK: Texans
KANSAS CITY (-6) vs. CAROLINA
So there were two things we learned about these teams last weekend. 1) It doesn't
matter if you get Dale Earnhardt Jr. to drive your Ford Taurus - it's still
a Ford Taurus. A change in defensive coordinators is a good idea for a team
with a brutal defense, but until/unless they start making some plays more than
oh, once a month, we must assume that the Chiefs defense is going to struggle
again. 2) The Panthers are, in fact, that team. What is THAT team? Come on now.
You know what I'm talking about. The team that performs well over their capabilities
and fools everyone into thinking they are an elite team, only to fall flat the
following year. You can't tell me you aren't thinking it. Terrible offensive
line problems, starting back suffering from an injury before the season even
begins, now the main weapon in the passing game is down for an extended time.
Recipe for disaster. Yes, even at this early juncture. So what do we make of
these two struggling teams? Well, considering Carolina didn't have many answers
for Ahman Green, why should we expect them to do much with Priest Holmes? And
if the Chiefs get a lead early on (which they will), playing at home, coming
off a loss, well you can pretty much guess where that'll head. PICK: Chiefs
NEW ORLEANS (-7) vs. SAN FRANCISCO
I came across an interesting article during the preseason about the 49ers possibly
surprising some people this year. Sure, they lost Jeff Garcia and Terrell Owens.
And sure, those guys enjoyed tremendous success in San Fran over the years.
But did they not cut Garcia? Did they not let Owens walk away? Granted, with
Owens they probably had no other option. But you'd think if they were considered
indispensable, marquee guys that the franchise would have done more. Owens,
for all his talents, remains an inconsistent, injury-prone, drop-prone malcontent.
He's more talented than any of the current crop on the Niners, but sometimes
having a guy demand the ball every play isn't what's best for an offensive UNIT.
Also, who was Jeff Garcia before heading to the Niners? Other than a brief cameo
in The Shawshank Redemption, no one ever heard of him. What is the point of
all this? The 49ers may not be just a completely lost franchise this year as
some have suggested. They still have Kevan Barlow, still have Eric Johnson,
and still have playmakers on the defensive side of the ball. Take this early
opportunity to bet on their behalf before everyone realizes they aren't quite
as bad as everyone is making them out to be. After all, the Patriots have won
for several years now without "star" players. Can the Niners not do
the same? Oh, and as for the Saints. Don't fall for the siren song of talent.
Until they put together a string of good games, they're too risky to rely on.
PICK: 49ers
NEW ENGLAND (-8) at ARIZONA
At the risk of sounding like a buffoon, I think this game will be a lot closer
than it should be. Don't ask me why, because I can't back it up with any sort
of statistic or logic. In fact, just about the only basis for picking against
New England in this game is because it should be such a complete and utter slam-dunk
in the opposite direction. Home/road matters little to these Pats, who could
seemingly beat the New York Mets at baseball, so long as Belichik got a printout
of the stats ahead of time. These are those types of games that can go one of
several ways. Either I can pick the Pats like everyone else, and when they win
it becomes a blip on the radar. OR I can pick the Pats like everyone else and
if Arizona covers then ALL of us say "Whoa, who saw that one coming?"
Then again, I could pick Arizona and if the Pats win I could say, "Hey
I took a shot. What do you want from me, perfection?" OR I could pick Arizona
and when they win I could say, "Ha, in all of your collective face. I am
a genius on the level of which you will never reach!"
Normally I wouldn't advise you to bet based on potential glory, but it's a
sneaky suspicion that I can't shake. I'm not saying the Pats will lose, but
I think Arizona will be game. PICK: Cardinals
OAKLAND (-3.5) vs. BUFFALO
This is a toughie. Oakland is difficult to read, mainly because you can't get
a gauge on how they really played last week. They didn't run well, Gannon turned
the ball over, and the defense allowed Staley, Bettis, and Ward to do a lot.
Then again, Gannon hooked up for two long scores, went over 300 yards passing,
and Tommy Maddox didn't exactly light up the stat sheet. Buffalo, likewise,
had an odd game. Save for a blown assignment by the Jacksonville secondary,
the Bills did not score a touchdown against them. Factor in that Drew Bledsoe
left his career back in 1996 and you sort of wonder what could happen here.
Honestly, it could go either way. And when that's the case, you go with the
homeboys. PICK: Raiders
SEATTLE (-3) at TAMPA BAY
Quick, place your bets! Ok, got em in? Good. This is the time of year to take
advantage of a team being overrated. Now I didn't watch the game, so I'm speaking
only based off of highlights and word of mouth. But seriously, how bad did the
Bucs look? Seriously. Jake Plummer's lefty toss went further than any of Brad
Johnson's throws this past weekend, I believe. What are they doing down there?
The only reason Tampa is only a 3 point 'dog is because there are Gruden believers.
They feel that the Bucs will challenge because last year was their one-year
reprieve following the Super Bowl, and now they're re-loaded are ready to contend
again. I ask you, why is this the case? Just because they won two years ago?
I'm not buying it. There isn't a single dynamic playmaker on this offense, and
that's INCLUDING if Keenan McCardell were still around. When your best offensive
player is 64-year old Charlie Garner, you've got some trouble. Seattle, meanwhile,
is a legit Super Bowl contender and thoroughly dominated the Saints. Shaun Alexander
or not, this team is making noise. If Maurice Morris gets the call, watch him
do an Alexander impression and lead em to a win. PICK: Seahawks
PHILADELPHIA (-3.5) vs. MINNESOTA
Overheard on the ESPN set this past weekend, when discussing who was better,
Randy Moss or Terrell Owens. "
but you just can't argue with the chemistry
between McNabb and T.O."
HUH?!?
Did I miss something here? Yes, they displayed great chemistry. Yes, McNabb
had a terrific game. Yes, Owens is a physical freak of nature and a supremely
talented player. But you want to talk about chemistry? Does the Culpepper to
Moss connection ring a bell? Minnesota is absolutely a team on a mission. You
can see it all the way down the roster. Will it be a tall order to go into a
raucous Philly house and take a win on Monday Night Football? You bet. But for
a team coming off such a convincing win as Philly as, does anyone else find
it odd that they are just 3.5 favorites at home against a team that didn't even
make the playoffs last year? Maybe the oddsmakers are the only people on Earth
who didn't get caught up in the Eagles' impressive showing because -- what do
you know! - it was against the freakin' Giants! Don't get me wrong; the Eagles
are a good football team. But they won't be having their way with the Vikings
like they did with New York. The Minnesota offense appears absolutely unstoppable.
It'll be a big early-season test for the Eagles revamped defensive backfield,
a test I don't think they're quite ready for just yet. PICK: Vikings
BEST BETS
NEW YORK JETS (-3) at SAN DIEGO
I saw a headline earlier this afternoon about the 'surprising' Chargers. How
sad is that, really? I could see if a team was 3-0 or 4-0 and had beaten at
least a decent opponent. But no, the Chargers warrant surprise status because
they're 1-0 and beat a third-year expansion team. Sweet. Now they get to play
a REAL team. I'm going to go out on a limb here and predict that Drew Brees'
passer rating will dip slightly below perfection maybe. Meanwhile, if Chad Pennington
did what he did against the Bengals, he should have a field day here. The Chargers
are an improved team from last year, but then again so are the Jets. There's
no reason to think San Diego (which by the way scraped by the Texans) will be
able to hang with one of the AFC's big boys. PICK: Jets
GREEN BAY (-9) vs. CHICAGO
The Bears lost at home -- to the Lions! -- last week. The Packers beat up on
the NFC defending champs. Nine points? Yeah, you never know what's going to
happen in these rivalry games but this Packer team has the early season 'look'.
PICK: Packers
TENNESSEE (-1.5) vs. INDIANAPOLIS
Another early-season situation that needs to be taken advantage of. Indy, despite
how they coughed up precious opportunities last week at New England, is a serious
Super Bowl team. Edge is back, they've got a bevy of weapons offensively, and
they're loaded up for another deep playoff run. Tennessee? You've got to like
Chris Brown, even if he is already showing a propensity to suffer the occasional
ding. And of course, McNair is McNair. But the Titans had problems with the
Colts both times LAST year, and I don't trust the Titans pass defense. Which
should be understandable, considering it was atrocious last year. When you combine
a rejuvenated James with one of the top two passing units in the league, the
defense is going to have to focus its energy on stopping one at the expense
of the other. Problem is, they don't have the personnel to do such a thing.
The Colts will take this one for this reason, as well as the personal belief
that a team this good will not open the year 0-2. PICK: Colts
WASHINGTON (-3) at NEW YORK GIANTS
Note to everyone: bet against the Giants until further notice. The Giants,
who played about as miserably as a team can play against an opponent last week,
limp into this week's game against Washington with no answers offensively, offensive
line problems (still), a defense that couldn't hold anyone in check, and now
a starting DB (Omar Stoutmire) out for the year with a torn ACL. As if all THAT
wasn't bad enough, Tom Coughlin has asked that the team arrive at the stadium
no later than August 12, 1988.
[Side note: Tom Coughlin is dreaming if he thinks this is the way to get
the most out of these guys. Having lived in the NJ/NY area my entire life,
I can honestly say that there has rarely been a team in any sport with as
little fortitude as this sorry bunch.]
Washingtonians are still reveling in Joe Gibbs' "Ali-like" return
to the ring, and for good reason. The Skins finally may be a real team, and
not just a collection of overpaid ex-Jets. Anyone who thinks the Giants will
either A) Win this game, or B) Lose this game by 3 points or less, needs to
take the money off the table, open the wallet, put the money into the wallet,
put the wallet back into the pocket, and never consider placing another bet
for the rest of his or her life. PICK: Redskins
LOCK OF THE WEEK: Washington
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