Name: Andy Hicks

Home: is where the heart is. Seriously, I move house an awful lot.

Credentials:
  • Footballguy contributor 2001

  • In 5 years of playing Money leagues, my return has always at least doubled the entry fee.
  • 2 Championships, Once beaten finalist.

  • Win 1 out of 2 free leagues every year, but who can’t do that?
Keys to FF Success:
  1. Never be afraid of other peoples laughter when drafting.
  2. Do not believe in a stud RB, WR or QB theories. ALWAYS pick the best player available, who will not be there for your next pick.
  3. Take risks, but cover your risks.
  4. The guy who makes the safest picks, usually finishes in the middle of the table.
  5. ALWAYS check the last minute news before submitting roster lineups
  6. Make every selection count
  7. Know your opponents. Study their drafting habits, trading habits etc. Find out who makes stupid trades and get in early. Find that homer who can’t resist getting their star player etc
  8. Never give up on a season
  9. Play hard, but fair.
  10. If you have family, remember them come Football season.
Quotes:

"It is a cruel jest to say to a bootless man to pick himself up by his own bootstraps." - Martin Luther King

“I am a Donut” – JFK’s famous speech as understood by the Germans (“Ich bein ein Berliner”).

“Let me say it one more time. It is ill-rel-e-vant” - Danny Quayle

“Luca Brasi held a gun to his head while my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract.” – Michael Corleone

"I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals, who remember the good old days, when entertainment was bland and inoffensive" - Grampa Simpson

“Why can’t we all, just get along” – Rodney King

Pre-Game Ritual: Eat before Game time. Kiss the children and wife goodnight, they ain’t seeing me for awhile

Favorite Players:

Randy Moss: - Capable of breaking what seemed impossible, some of Jerry Rice’s records. Freakishly talented. Awesome to watch when he is on.

Jim Brown: - The man looks like he could still play. Imagine having this guy on your fantasy squad when he was in his prime.

Peyton Manning: - Class.

If I were Paul Tagliabue for a day I would:
  • Players who had at least 8 years service with a club, would be exempt from the salary cap.
  • Get rid of the Sock Police.
  • Make Joe Bryant and David Dodds highly paid NFL consultants
People I'd like to invite to Dinner Party:
Martin Luther King
Frank Sinatra
Francis Ford Coppola
Robin Williams
Janet Reno
William Jefferson Clinton
George W Bush
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Every Playmate of the year from 1980 onwards

Best Call of 2001: Getting Priest Holmes in the 7th round

Worst Call of 2001: Thinking Isaac Bruce would outscore Torry Holt

Redraft or Keeper: A restricted keeper, a maximum of 2 or 3 players ensures enough good players are still available.

Ginger or MaryAnn? A little from column A & a little from column B.